I’m watching Family Guy, and they’re yelling “Butt Scratcha!”
Anyway…
My dad just walked in on Lance and I having sex. It was one of those quickies where you leave your clothes on and we were under a blanket. So its not like he SAW anything. He just said “so, lance, don’t you have to work early tomorrow?” or something like that.
Aaaakwaaard…
Lance is mortified.
It’s embarrassing, but eh, what can you do, right?
So…anyone out there have any funny and/or embarrassing sex stories???
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very interesting. My story is a little more embarrassing. me and my ex were having sex naked on my floor, doggy style, and my dad walked in and started clapping.
and saying hell yea Jake, HIT IT!! she didn’t come back to my house for months. was always at hers.
Back in…..96 or 97 I think it was, a married woman was chasing me.
She loved her husband dearly, but he had, uh, performance issues. So she wanted to me to, ah, fill the gap as it were.
And I was raring to go, too. She wasn’t pretty, but she was cute in a worn sort of way, and was wearing bad girl clothes she knew would light my fire.
So we’re in her bedroom and I’m entering her….and there’s a bang against the outside wall. Cuz see, her kids were playing soccer outside.
I would like to say morality stopped me at that point, yes, I would like to say that. Truth be known, I was scared. So I…didnt exactly run, but we didn’t go ahead and do it and I left shortly afterwards.
I deliberately didn’t see her again, and so a couple days later she left an angry message on my answering machine about what an insensistive b*stard I was.
*shrugs* Not really insensitive, just afraid.
I went to see a girl I had started dating, and she wasn’t at home. her mom invited me in, and then in some more; to where we were doing it on the living room floor, both naked. And the daughter and her freinds walked in on us. they went upstairs, and I left
but I got to know the mom alot better over the next few months.
I was in bed with two models and we were trying to get one of the hung from the ceiling at just the proper height when the pulley on the winch broke. Was so embarrassing.
No, not really. Sorry.
I don’t tend to get embarrassed during sex, and if someone walks in on me, I invite them to join in.
Hey!
Even though the subject matter may be as different as vibrators and anal probes, it’s still great that we both have an important Lance in our life!
Like your blog very much!
I’ll def keep reading!
Best Wishes
Kste
I was with a female friend, a casual fuck buddy, and we were playing at her house in the afternoon.
all of a sudden her friend walked in on us. we invited her to join us, but she said no, she just wanted to see the equipment. she kissed her friend, and stroked me a bit, and then walked out.
i think my female friend was heartbroken…lol