Category Archives: Home Life

As I’ve mentioned before, I live with two very….different people.

Okay, so they’re like middle class rednecks, these two just happen to be my aunt and uncle. My aunt is my mother’s sister. I would never EVER complain to them because they let me live here for free and mooch off their internet. 

But, ever since I’ve moved in, I’ve noticed that my aunt has a HUGE problem with boundaries. I understand, it’s their house, but…it’s a little ridiculous. Let’s list some instances:

  • Two days ago I was in my room changing, so I shut the door, for some reason I was standing behind the door for some reason and she BARGES IN hitting me with the door!
  • My mom mailed me up a box of chocolates, so today I go to get the last two I had saved. The cherry cordials, I open the pretty pink box, and THEY’RE GONE! This was something my mother sent me as a gift!
  • When I’m on the computer she sits there and reads what I write, looks at what I’m looking at, and comments on all of it
  • When I’m on the phone, she’ll follow me around listening to my conversation and commenting about everything I say
  • She calls me “girl” not in the funloving “what up girl!” way, in the slave “move girl” kind of way. It makes me want to drop kick her
  • I had bought some products and the bag was sitting there, so she starts going through the bag asking me what I had bought.

Ugh! I can’t wait to move to L.A.! Until then, I guess I just have to grin and bear it

-Shelby